- I get home now, and you haven't even brought feedstock for the MC.- But honey, I had to crack the social security data base. After all, one has to think about one's civic duties.
- You use that bad excuse all the time. Out cracking on the net -- do you ever think about anything else?!
- But... I think about you all the time when I'm cracking!
Why WETF marriages never work
Q: How many neoliberals does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Twenty. Two to argue that the market forces will naturally
replace it, four others to dispute with them about the need of
freeing the lightbulbs from oppressive government controls and
fourteen to hold an improvised party. In the end the lightbulb is
still unchanged.
Q: How many bunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, screwing is done on the floor.
Q: How many ageists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, the gerk deserved to terminate
Q: How many Age of Mayhem members does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Two. One to put together a lightbulb bomb, and a dupe to put it
in while the other plans to enlighten him.
Q: How many PRC bureaucrats does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Five million: the problem has to be duly reported, analyzed,
sent to the departments of energy, infrastructure, industrial
manufacturing, safety and labour, archived, budgeted and in the end
forgotten because nobody wants to actually do it -- the PLA might
shoot you for it.
Q: How many PLA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. The ranking officer orders one of his men to acquire a
lightbulb and install it, and the other soldier is sent to purge
the bureaucrats responsible for the malfunction.
Q: How many US bureaucrats does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, and four to accuse him of
unconstitutional behavior.
Q: How many EU bureaucrats does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: One: "Are the PRC or US doing it? If no, then we are conserving
energy for future generations. If they are screwing in lightbulbs,
send in the work brigades -- with our superior organization we will
be finished much earlier if we use a thousand workers."
Q: How many Green Nation does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None -- electricity is bad for you. Use a candle.
Q: How many transhumanists does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None, their enhanced eyes can see IR.
Q: How many Interfacers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: How much are you willing to pay?
Q: How many cypherpunks does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Two or more -- it's authentification has to be doublechecked
with as many trusted parties as possible before installation.
Q: How many biohackers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: They have glowing mice instead.
Q: How many nanohackers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: One, but he has to simulate it on a supercomputer network
first.
Q: How many droners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes all of his twenty robots to do it.
Q: How many AIs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: "Silly human, just copy the backup"