What are the weirdest probability distributions I have encountered? Probably the fractal synaptic distribution.
There is no shortage of probability distributions: over any measurable space you can define some function that sums to 1, and you have a probability distribution. Since the underlying space can be integers, rational numbers, real numbers, complex numbers, vectors, tensors, computer programs, or whatever, and the set of functions tends to be big (the power set of the underlying space) there is a lot of stuff out there.
In normal life I tend to encounter the usual distributions: uniform, Bernouilli, Beta, Gaussians, lognormal, exponential, Weibull (because of survival curves), Erlang (because of sums of exponentials), and a lot of power-laws because I am interested in extreme things.
The first “weird” distribution I encountered was the Chauchy distribution. It has a nice algebraic form, a suggestive normalization constant… and no mean, variance or higher order moments. I remember being very surprised as a student when I saw that. It was there on the paper, with a very obvious centre point, yet that centre was not the mean. Like most “pathological examples” it was of course a representative of the majority: having a mean is actually quite “rare”. These days, playing with power-laws, I am used to this and indeed find it practically important. It is no longer weird.
The Planck distribution isn’t too unusual, but has links to many cool special functions and is of course deeply important in physics. It is still surprisingly obscure as a mathematical probability distribution.
The weirdest distribution I have actually used (if only for a forgotten student report) is a fractal.
As a computational neuroscience student I looked into the distribution of synaptic weights in a forgetful attractor memory similar to the Hopfield network. In this case each weight would be updated with a +1 or -1 each time something was learned, added to the previous weight that had decayed somewhat: If there is no decay, k=1, the weights will gradually become a (discrete) Gaussian. For k=0 this is just the Bernouilli distribution.
But what about intermediate cases? The update is basically mixing together two copies of the whole distribution. For small k, this produces a distribution across a Cantor set. As k increases the set gets thicker (that is, the fractal dimension increases towards 1), and at k=1/2 you get a uniform distribution. Indeed, it is a strange but true fact that you can not make a uniform distribution over the rational numbers in [0,1] but if we take an infinite sum obviously every single binary sequence will be possible and have equal probability, so it is the real number uniform distribution. Distributions and random numbers on the rationals are funny, since they are both discrete in the sense of being countable, yet so dense that most intuitions from discrete distributions fail and one tends to get fractal/recursive structures.
The real fun starts for k>1/2 since now peaks emerge on top of the uniform background. They happen because the two copies of the distribution blended together partially overlap, producing a recursive structure where there is a smaller peak between each pair of big peaks. This gets thicker and thicker, starting to look like a Weierstrass function curve and then eventually a Gaussian.
Plotting it in the (x,k) plane shows a neat overall structure, going from the Cantor sets to the fractal distributions towards the Gaussian (and, on the last k=1 row, the discrete Gaussian). The curves defining the edge of the distribution behave as , shooting off towards infinity as k approaches 1.
In practice, this distribution is unlikely to matter (real brains are too noisy and synapses do not work like that) but that doesn’t stop it from being neat.